You’re like
And they’re all like
Then the teacher spots you and is staring at you like
And everyone else is staring at you like
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
”umm.. wh-where’s the hotpockets???”
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”
& you’re just like
(Source: cookiemonster2o4o)
Most teens my age get in trouble for drinking and smoking; but I get in trouble for using the computer too much.
this is where “I could’ve been worse” comes in.
(Source: lifeaclimbx)
The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone. The rain makes everyone wet. The sun makes everyone take their clothes off. And the snow covers everyone in white stuff.
WHAT A SLUT!
(Source: fuck-it-because-yolo)
Logging into Facebook..
Seeing someone’s attention seeking status.
That one black bitch that types lyk dis all da tym.
Some guy posting shit trying to get girls’ attention.
Your crush starts talking to you.
More attention seeking status’s.
Getting a friend request from a 10 year old girl that over edits their photos.
Then finally finding out your crush is in a relationship with some faggot.
When the teacher writes a bunch of mathematical bullshit on the board and asks if there’s any questions…
Yeah,
(Source: shutyourface09)
You can’t wait for them to get home
and you wait nd wait like
then they get home and you’re like
& they are taking all the items out of the bags & you’re just waiting for what you asked them for
& then they all done & you don’t see what you asked them for anywhere & you ask them like
& their like
“Ohh shoot! i forgot! next time honey”
& you’re just like
(Source: cookiemonster2o4o)
